Vampire Pigs


pigs that have been bitten by human vampires to create a new cross species of vampires!!! these bloodsucking swine feed on both humans and other pigs. they share the same weaknesses of vampires you know sunlight and all that jazz but strangely they seem to have an extra weakness against any form of cheese. they have the same strengths as well this includes wings with which the use to fly down and swarm their victims with.
last week a village in brazil was completely taken by a swarm of vampire pigs.

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