Vampire Puff
arch nemisis of puffy, the vampire slayer. it pretty much wants to suck your puff.
puff – overly frizzy clump of hair. may sometimes seem to be breathing, pulsating, feeding, throbbing and occasionally constructing nuclear weapons. the biggest puff in the world is that of rachel puff. her puff, is a gift from heaven. 100 % divine. she is an angel, trust me.
vampire puff retains the color from that of which it feeds. sadly, rachel puff could not properly defend herself resulting in vampire puff’s successful attack.
thereby producing the now orange golden tint of vampire puff.
he is a sly one.
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