Vampire Sex


a type of s-x that involves very violent movements and intense, chaotic actions. key indicators that vampire s-x has taken place would be bruises on the girl, bite marks on nearby pillows, the headboard, or possibly even the mattress.
diane saw the pillow torn in several places and her roommate’s arms bruised badly. she -ssumed gary was over last night and had wicked vampire s-x.
the act of eating a girl out while she is on her period
i was getting eaten out while on my period and he felt like a vampire. vampire s-x
vampire s-x: when a vampire loves a woman… he first tries missionary… unable to secrete any bodily fluids, being undead and all. he tries to perform oral s-x… frustrated by lack of s-xual gratification, the vampire bites the sh-t out of the woman until she represents ground sausage. then the vampire is satisfied.
vampire s-x: when a vampire loves a woman… he first tries missionary… unable to secrete any bodily fluids, being undead and all. he tries to perform oral s-x… frustrated by lack of s-xual gratification, the vampire bites the sh-t out of the woman until she represents ground sausage. then the vampire is satisfied.
when a boy vampire and a girl vampire have s-x when the girl is on her period.
vampires have vampire s-x. mmmm, the blood!

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