Vampire Syndrome
vs is a state of a person when he completely loses his f-cking mind due to excessive watching of vampire related movies and tv series eg.. twilight saga, eclipse,the vampire diaries, vampire f-cking academy etc etc… patient will always talk about vampires and peruse you to watch vampire related content —-warning this is a spreading syndrome —– so always keep a distance from this person. they also love to watch zombie related content.
this syndrome could be cured by right treatment lock the patient in a room with no lights a bunch of real life movies lock him for about 12 hours and burn or delete all the vampire related content would help.
john : jerry is acting abnormal since he started watching vampire movies.
anna: yeah i noticed it.
john : i think he has vampire syndrome and its getting worse.
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