vampire tea bag
a freshly used bl–dy tampon
bobert likes to suck on vampire tea bags.
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another name for a tampon, specifically a bl–dy one.
i was taking a whiz, and i’ll be d-mned if i didn’t see one of her vampire teabags in the trash.
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here’s what was clogging the toilet, one of your vampire teabags.
a s-xual act in which a man engages in intercourse with his mesntruating lady friend, then proceeds to dunk his bloodied scr-t-m into her eagerly waiting wide-open mouth.
seeking revenge for his lady friend tricking him into period s-x, matt pulled out mid-stroke and rewarded her with a sticky vampire tea bag.
a tampon, new or used.
(1) count dracula and barnabas collins got together for tea. wrenfelt brought them an -ssortment of vampire tea bags. suddenly blade, buffy and van helsing jumped out of the bushes and slaughtered them!
(2)sally: d-mn! i’m all out of tampons.
sharon: here, here’s a couple of vampire tea bags for ya.
sally: thanks a lot, i sure owe you one!
a male or female twilight fanatic performing c-nn-l-ng-s upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female’s used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. this lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.
i sucked a vampire teabag last night, my blood l-st should be satiated for about a week.
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