Vampire TV


noun:
1. infomercials.
2. regurgitated news broadcasts that repeat on an endless loop until 6am rolls around.
matt: you look tired. did you get any sleep last night?

alicia: not really…i couldn’t sleep, so i just ended up watching some vampire tv.

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