vampire venom
stephenie meyer’s lame version of how to turn a human into a vampire. it spread’s through the person’s system, burning them until they pray for death, until it stops. then they are a hard, glittery f-gpire.
twilight fan: i wish edward would bite me and turn me into a vampire.
dracula fan: um… that’s not how you’re turned into a vampire.
twilight fan: yes it is, vampire venom.
dracula fan: no, they drain your blood, and then you drink some of their’s. that’s how it really works, in all the legends and old stories.
twilight fan: eew, that’s yucky!
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