vampire wings


an honorary t-tle a person earns by eating a woman’s p-ssy while she’s on her period.
heather was on her rag but i ate her out anyway, so i finally got my vampire wings.
when a man and a woman boink during her period.
guy: got my vampire wings this weekend.
friend: wtf iz dat?
guy: when a man and a woman boink during her period.
friend: ohhhhh.

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