Vampon


another name for a tampon.
a tampon is a lot like a vampire; they both suck blood!
i need super sized vampons for my huge v-g-n-.
vampon
exactly as one would expect. a tampon for vampires. these also double as a tasty yet sinister appetizer.
edward, or some other cr-p vampire, extracted bella’s vampon from the wastebasket as midnight snackage.

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