Van Damned


to shut off the light while someone is defecating in a public stall, rendering them as blind as jean claud van dam during one of the final scenes in bloodsport. the dam is changed to d-mned to reflect the situation of the defecating person in question.
i can’t believe that kyle van d-mned me!

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