Van-Girl


the sl-t in the van that all the guys took turns nailing in high school.
“that chick used to be a van-girl. i was the twenty-eighth guy to hit it after a football game and there were a bunch of guys still in line after me.”
an abnormaly large woman, a woman so enormous that she is bedridden for life.
im starving, van girl cleaned out my cupboard.

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