van harted


when one makes a spectacular “roast” or “burn” in cl-ss. named after the infamous deified journalist, guitarist, and teacher, adam van hart.
typically followed by the entirety of the word exclaiming in perfect unison, “ooooh, you just got van harted!”
student: hey, mr. van hart! i think you made a mistake here.
mr. van hart: i was just learning from your parents.
rest of world: ooooh, you just got van harted!

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