van horned


when one says something depressing that brings the whole crowd down. usually, a crowd is laughing and having fun, then the individual makes a sad or self depreciating comment that leaves everyone speechless or nervously laughing, while keeping a straight face.
“man, that was a hilarious joke!”
“almost as hilarious as my pending divorce.”
*frozen smiles and awkward chuckles
“dude, you just van horned us so hard.”

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