van Nistelrooy


scores for fun
the most complete centre forward in the universe. scored 25 goals in the english premiership. won the golden boot. top goal-scorer in the uefa champions league. appears in every non-bias dream team. coveted by every top team. better than any henry, beattie, owen and f-cking idiots (people who do not support the richest, biggest and best football club on earth, manchester united. all in all, no one can say a bad word about him.

value: £100000000000000000000000000000m pounds (the lowest price he would cost)
as perfect as van nistelrooy
an otherwise talented dutch striker who falls faster than a two-legged chair.
“and van nistelrooy goes down in the box again!”

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