Van Orin
a crazy small town in illinois with less than one hundred people, one road and about a mile long. if your from here chances are good you have never seen a black person unless it was black barbie.
girl: im from van orin, il
guy: where?
girl: oh just a really small town in the middle of nowhere full of farms:
guy: black people live there?
girl: what are black people?
guy: … screw this, you just want to have s-x?
girl: what is s-x?
guy: holy cr-p…
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