Van Schnitzel


smiling -ss-ssin that creates mischief.

mud will never stick to a vanschnitzel.

see also ‘armand vanschnitzel’ or ‘vanschnitzel – party liason’.
did you hear what vanschnitzel got up to last night?
no – but i’d sure like to.

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