Van Weezy


van weezy is a serious syndrome that affects a select few in the usa each year. it is a severe form of -ssburgers if u start to see any signs of this disease call ur doctor right away becuz itl probly turn u into a condescending -sshole symptoms of van weezy syndrome include:
making up lies about asian crack wh-r-s who say theyl rip ur t-tties off
u may b able to spit rhymes better but hav no rhythm
be able to seriously cut the rug
seeing your yugi oh skills develop to an incredibly high level
wearing a shirt becuz u dnt wana get “sunburn” wen u swim
waking up everyone around u to take a fake phone call at 2 in the morning in the middle of the rainforest
after having an incredible shud b life changing experience all u can think of is the book u read about capitolism and how interesting it was
person 1: guys my best frend is a crack wh-r- hu f-cked me for free!!!
person 2: dude wat the f-ck ur full of bullsh-t u totaly hav van weezy

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