vanallen
a flaming metros-xual male that resembles a s-ssmouth female wearing -ss-tight blue jeans. who would have s-x with tom brady for a fifth of jack.
hey did you see that dude in the tight -ss pants? g-d what a f-ckin v-n-llen!!!
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