vance joy
an incredibly amazing singer known for his h-t single “riptide”. he’s also hot as h-ll and tall and can sweep up as many b-tches as necessary.
person 1: “hey i love this song! who sang it?”
person 2: “oh this is vance joy… yeah he’s an amazing singer and he’s also australian… d-mn what i would do to get into bed with him!”
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