Vandelay


a name which george castanza of seinfeld uses whenever he needs to make up a name, such as a reference at a job interview, an author that he likes, a friend that he’s meeting, etc.
person: “who do you read?”
george: “i like art vandelay. he’s an obscure writer, beatnik, from the village.”

person: “who are you meeting?”
george: “art vandelay. he’s an importer exporter.”

person: “who can a call for a reference?”
george: “that’s vandelay industries, the address is 186 west 81st street (jerry’s apartment).
person: “what do they do?”
george: “they manufacture and sell latex. the selling of latex and latex related products.

jerry (upon picking up the phone): “h-llo, this is vandelay industries, kel varnsen speaking.”

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