vandershank
the nickname given to mike vanderjagt, kicker of the indianapolis colts.
he was given this nickname due to the horribly shanked (missed to the right) field goal that would have forced overtime in the afc divisional game of colts vs steelers.
he is now known as the kicker who can’t kick under pressure, or vandershank. he has also had previous experiances in missing game-crucial fieldgoals.
“i can’t believe he missed the field goal! well, at least vandershank is the cowboys’ problem now.”
“yeah, i’d rather have vinatieri anyway.”
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