vanderweide


tall as f-ck (like a redwood)
so i was watching cops the other weekend right, and this one dude started layin out all the guys in blue. didnt surprise me though, he was black, weighed at least 260, and was vanderweide
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verb – one who believes he is g-d’s gift to women, when in fact, the only -ss a vanderweide recieves, is the -ss given to him free of charge when attempting to pull his load of sh-t over some snowy mountain p-ss.
“look at that guy out there vanderweide’in it up on the dance floor. what a tool.”
a roommate who does not do dishes
dude! stop being such a vanderweide and clean the kitchen!

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