vandusky
a conversion van with the following exhaustive criteria:
windowage = low
sodomic intent = high
these outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, penn state campuses, and republican conventions.
(see also: saabdusky, sandatsun, gmc sav-n-l, pedofiat, pederaston martin, peewee hervan, mini coopervert, dodge durang–ts-e, gmc tysonoma, ford aerostar kelly, rape rover, and neverland ranchero)
(note: the ident-ty of the conversees below will be protected by the pseudonyms b. costas, and j. sandusky. … naw, that’s too obvious… bob and jerry.)
bob: “jerry, are you s-xually attracted to young boys?”
jerry: “am i s-xually attracted to underage boys? s-xually attracted? you know, i enjoy young people. i, i love to be around them. i, i… but no, i’m not s-xually attracted to young boys. i do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overp-sses. you know, at their, um, request.”
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a conversion van with the following exhaustive criteria:
windowage = low
sodomic intent = high
these outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, penn state campuses, and republican conventions.
(see also: saabdusky, sandatsun, paterno motors, penntiac, pedofiero, and pederaston martin)
(note: the ident-ty of the conversees below will be protected by the pseudonyms b. costas, and j. sandusky. … naw, that’s too obvious… bob and jerry.)
bob: “jerry, are you s-xually attracted to young boys?
jerry: am i s-xually attracted to underage boys? s-xually attracted? you know, i enjoy young people. i, i love to be around them. i, i… but no, i’m not s-xually attracted to young boys. i do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overp-sses. you know, at their, um, request.”
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