vanessa carlton


possibly the most underrated artist ever… after her big hit “a thousand miles” people thought her an untalented teenybopper, but shes actually very talented… just listen to her new alb-m, harmonium. i really hope she comes back into the spotlight, she deserves it.
me: wow, i love vanessa carlton’s new cd!
uneducated person: vanessa who?
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a very underrated artist who can actually sing. unlike many other singers these days, vanessa’s lyrics aren’t pointless or s-x-caked. her second alb-m, harmonium was a commercial failure, which led to her department of a&m records. her third alb-m, heroes and thieves is supposed to come out in october 2007.
vanessa carlton sells her feelings while other artists these days sell their body…
an awesome pianist who writes and composes her own music, and is a “real” artist, but truthfully, she should really just be part of an emo rock band, because her lyrics are jsut oh-so depressing and will make someone want to kill this girl for making them feel so down.
“there’s nothing you can do, someone gently says to you “the doctor says that now it won’t be long”, i try and live up to the moment, hope that i dont blow it, what is it in me that she hears? its just the song she likes, her little arms around my neck, and a dying girl whispers in my ears…”- vanessa carlton, annie
an annoying–ss singing girl who is borderline emo. her song, “a thousand miles”, is the epitome of cliched p-ssy lyrics. her songs make any heteros-xual male cringe, and any girl who isn’t paris hilton or a fan of green day want to die. as for being underrated, i will admit that she does have instrumental talent… too bad she botches it with these seriously annoyingly whiny songs. some artists actually are underrated for a reason. carlton falls into this category.
remember that movie “white chicks”? the fact that those rich, pathetic, mentally-5-years-old b-tches are obsessed with this vanessa carlton song proves my above points. she totally doesn’t deserve more fame and more time on the radio whining out her depressing songs that make every self-respecting music lover want to cut themselves.

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