Vanessa da Mata
a deliciously hot brazilian r&b/bossa nova singer and model.
top singles are “boa sorte” with ben harper, and “no me deixe so”. tall, tanned with heaps of curls. sizzling.
guy 1: “who´s that s-xy chick with the frizzy afro?”
guy 2: “whooodang..looks like a vanessa da mata.”
guy 1: “playtime!”
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