Vanilla Ice Record


when a white guy takes a blank cd and -j-c-l-t-s (nut, c-m, bust, relieve yourself) on it and put it in the freezer till frozen.
“you want to listen to vanilla ice record? here, hand me that blank cd.” -zachary huggins

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