Vanilla Salt


slang for mayonnaise.

(vanilla salt, a household condiment, that is made out of vegetable oil, egg yolks, lemon juice or vinegar, and seasonings.)
mike squeezed the vanilla salt about three inches over his bread. it looked like the white hoods of klansmen. stilt tho…
1 more definition
when someone is pretending to be salty, or offering fake sympathy.
example 1:
“ouch, what a bad call.”
“get out of here with your vanilla salt, man. you don’t even like football.”

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