vanilla steamer
c-mshot on the lips/face
sticky c-mshot on face
5 more definitions
a drink from starbucks, but also when its cold outside and you blow a load on her face and the j-zz on her face steams because it is warmer than the air.
ex 1
person 1: dude, i love the weather so much!
person 2: why, its f-ckin 20 degrees outside.
person 1: cause i gave your mom a vanilla steamer yesterday.
ex. 2
dude that vanilla steamer from starbucks was amazing.
also a mcdonald’s “coffee beverage” tasting and presumably composed of roughly the same contents as the traditional on-yer-face kind.
bob: “i ordered a mcdonald’s vanilla steamer, and it tasted like a vanilla steamer.”
tom: “umm, duh?”
the art of taking a sh-t on your partners chest the -j-c-l-t-ng on it the rubbing it around so that the sh-t and j-zz fuses so it has a whitish hint.
boy: how do you want it?
girl: i want a vanilla steamer baby!
the art of taking a sh-t on your partners chest the -j-c-l-t-ng on it the rubbing it around so that the sh-t and j-zz fuses so it has a whitish hint.
boy: how do you want it?
girl: i want a vanilla steamer baby!
the s-xual act of taking a dump on someone’s chest, followed by busting on said dump.
“dude, i totally gave jess the vanilla steamer last night. she loved it.”
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