vanity blast
using social media tools in a vain attempt to increase one’s perception in the eyes of others, most commonly accomplished via real-time mobile updates.
w-nker: “i’d switch to google+, but without status updates how can i let my friends know to envy me???”
everyone else: “no one cares about you, or your vanity blasts!”
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