Variable Interest Entity


used to refer to a member of the opposite s-x with whom you are s-xually involved with, but you don’t want the general population to know about him/her because you aren’t exclusive with this individual. also commonly referred to as a v.i.e. typically used when the certain individual is too stupid to realize they are just being used for s-x.
john: “why didn’t you bring lauren to the office christmas party?”

ben: “because she is the my v.i.e. shhhh…before someone hears you! i am trying get with the new girl tonight.”

john: “your what?”

ben: “variable interest ent-ty; we have s-x occasionally but we aren’t exclusive. nor is she marriage material.”

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