Variety Box


used to describe a person who has a wide range of ideas on a subject, but chooses to voice funny, extreme, s-xual or just plain inappropriate ideas – normally with the intent of being rare (def 3.)

plural, ‘variety boxes’ used to describe a group of the aforementioned persons.
‘awwww nuts, we missed our train again.’
‘we could always fly…’
‘for f-cks sake ben, you’re such a variety box sometimes…’

‘whos rare (def 3.) idea was it to buy an inflatable sheep for my birthday?’
‘all of ours!’
‘you’re all a bunch of variety boxes, i mean it!’

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