Vartan


noun:awesome man. made of epic win. also means s-xy.

can also be used as a verb, meaning to win epicly or just be plain awesome.
noun: “i am so vartan…”

verb: dude… you totally vartaned that…
an armenian name decending from an armeninan hero vartan mamikonyan, who was very smart, strong and brave
vartan will defeat those dam turks
an armenian noob.
“look at that vartan” .. “hes such a noob”
noun
an armenian name which is also used to refer to human male genitalia.
girl: so what are you up to today?
boy: i’m going to play with my vartan.
a immigrant
look the vartan is jumping the border

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