Vastity Belt
a funny contraption that appeared in the mid-90s for the fat… did i just call you by the f-word? sod me! you are ‘overnormal’, ‘generously cut’, ‘horizontally-challenged’, ‘weight-challenged’ and other non-sizist words that you’d use to bluff your way into my world you ‘non-little’ fatf-ck! any way, it’s an electronic belt (like the old ‘chast-ty one, geddit?)… worn on the midriff and peeps when it stretches beyond a certain limit to curb weight-gain and control/ reduce it.
fatist puns aside, i think that ‘fat’ is the worst insult you can call somebody with!
overweight people now are pulling the bull with fat-flashing ‘fat pride’ bozotic marches, net ‘p-rnhography’ or forumese like bhm (big handsome male) and bbw (big beautiful women a.k.a. ‘women of size’, ‘obeausiful’!)! get a vast-ty belt, y’all and stop opening the d-mn fridge’s door ya lil’ fps!
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