vault of glass


the vault of gl-ss is a terrible excuse that destiny developers call a raid, in which you are -n-lly penetrated by the templar’s one inch warrior, but somehow manages to slide it up your ribs and throat and out of your mouth to repeated hit your microphone so that new players will have no idea what the f-ck you’re saying. oracles (old ratchet -ssmunching c-nt lickers that eat salad) are to be shot in the most random -ss order so that some dumb-ss can fall off the map and add more rounds of the double-ended d-ck lickers.
but in the end, you realize why you did it all. because you get awesome loot in the end… unless you get f-cking -n-lly raped by atheons ascendant shard -sswipes.
warren: “i did the vault of gl-ss yesterday.”
donald: “so i guess you’re not a virgin anymore”
jack: “i have no idea what the f-ck i am doing”
blake: -gets angry and starts threatening to kick warren-
chase: -chase-

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