vblart
when a female sprays blood from her gaping v-g-n- by way of a build up of gas.
aka. “v-g-n- blood fart.”
other uses include adding “vbl” to the beginning of any word to give it a funny connotation.
“christine vblarted all over the toilet seat.”
other connotations…
tyler: “i got vblarried this vbleekend.”
austin: “i got vblitzed last night and have extreme vblanxiety about it.”
brandon: “last night was vblrazy. i vblonesawed all over the place and d’d so many ds.”
huge gene: “i was vblitfaced on the vbleach vbloday and vblate vblrees.”
tripp: “i love vblissing on peoples’ sisters and vblull nettle.”
erik: “i like to claim that i vblounded the vblausage caucus, even the all i did was vblreate a vbleb site that no one vbluses.”
drew: “i vblove katie.”
vblooper: “vbleh, vbleh, vbleh.”
grant: “vblave, vbleve, vblive, vblove, vbluv.”
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