Veach


to soil or stain clothing with a large quant-ty of food.

named for j. veach, destroyer of shirts.
“dropping the moose knuckle in the vietnamese soup splashed onto john’s shirt, veaching him”
to throw, kick, or otherwise propel an object toward a destination, but to leave it woefully and embar-ssingly short of its intended target.
when i threw the wadded piece of paper to the trash can and only got it halfway there, my coworker wouldn’t stop laughing about how i totally veached it.

i veached the putt, and left myself at least 10 more feet of green between me and the hole.

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