vealcake
n. a young handsome male, too young to be beefcake, the sort that you feel a little skeevy thinking is hot. any of the centerfolds from the defunct “teenbeat” magazine.
zac effron was a prime piece of vealcake. i am not suprised he is making the transition to beefcake in “the paperboy”
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