Veeke


(vee-k) adv- ‘veeking’
1. to resuscitate someones fart, very similar to mouth to mouth, but performed b-tt to b-tt.
gir (gastular-intestinal-resuscitation).
past tense (veeked)

2. the act of receiving another persons’ fart.. -n-l contact required.
-he was filling up unable to p-ss wind, there was no choice, we had to veeke him.

-before the veeker had a chance to let rip, the veekee promptly ‘docked’ into position to recieve gir.

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