Veet Fart


the weird clapping/popping sound your farts make after veeting your crotch and b-tt hole area. to best describe it, it sounds like p-ssing air between 2 under inflated balloons squished together. it happens because deep inside your b-tt cheeks where farts first escape is so smooth that it alters the normal sound of a fart.
friend: why do your farts sound so weird dude?

me: oh, well i just veeted last night and i’ve been having veet farts ever since. they feel and sound so weird!!!

friend: roflcopter

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