the best kind of hoddog (hoddog- a word used to make hot dog sound more fluent) the are the moist hoddog’s that squirt out juice when you bite into it. the taste the best and you always want to suck on it.
“i love vegan hoddogs”
“vegan hoddogs make me feel like a daljot(daljot- a name used for vegan hoddog king and the inventor of the vegan hoddog”
- jewish accordion
a jewish accordion is the act of f-cking someone in the -sshole while they have their head in an oven. person 1: dude did you f-ck sarah goldstein last night? person 2: f-ck yeah dude! we did a jewish accordion!! she had to go to the hospital tho…
to be extremely drunk/wasted or high. to be extremely f-cked up/not sober. “bro we got so zunked last night” “can’t wait to get zunked on sat-rday”
when your p-n-s is very pink kinky: that’s very pinktard
it is the most beautiful and loving marriage in the history of marriages. i cry inside when i think about it. sometimes the more feminine side is more rude and mean the b-mbling masculine marshmallow, but it still works! yuecob is goals!
- sh*t handshake
to knowingly or unknowingly shake someone’s hand directly after having a sh-t without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarr-ssed to sniff their hands after the sh-t handshake. i’m gonna give him/her a sh-t handshake.