a hot sp-nky sauce emitted by health-obsessed individuals.
my vegetable loving friend saw an aubergine and immediately splurted his vegan treacle all over my kashmir jumper.
- jerk buddy
jerk buddy, or jerk buddies, consist of two straight (and/or not straight) males masturbating together in one room until the point of -j-c-l-t–n. justin bieber: “hey austin, want to be my jerk buddy?” austin mahone: “sure, i’d love to rub one out with you, man.” via giphy
the latíno word for a man/woman whom everyone knows is addicted to marihuana or other ‘medical’ herbs. look at that basuquero smoking in our yard again. bring the shotgun, pedro.
- raw burger
a v-g-n- that has been so well f-ck-d that is appearance is left in a swollen, raw, reddened and tender to the touch state. resulting from hits of prolonged s-xual activity and/or an extremely endowed lover. a reference to a female’s fur burger as being raw like hamburger when done with pillaging s-xual play. roger […]
- you people
what uncle arthur of tv show bewitched (starring elizabeth montgomery) asked darren’s side of the family. uncle arthur played by paul lynde was a warlock where as darren (d-ck york) and the members of the stephens family were mortal. they easily fainted, became defensive, showed emotion and affirmed bias. samantha’s family members were each centuries […]
when your period just won’t start, and there is no reason for it not to. if you would stop stressing and relax, it will come out. joe, calm the f-ck down, you’re just menstruapated. or don’t waste your money on a pregnancy test, you’re just menstruapated.