Vegansexual
a vegan who refuses to have s-xual relations with a non-vegan.
“i’m attracted to you, jerry, but we just can’t have s-x. i’m
vegans-xual, and i saw you eating chicken at louie’s house last week.”
extremely comp-ssionate, p-ssionate, and s-xy people who engage in s-xual activities with people don’t consume animals or anything that comes from an animal. they believe that engaging in s-xual activities with omnivores is hypocritical, especially since they live to keep their bodies’ free of all and any animal biproducts; which are technically in any omnivore’s bodily secretions.
wow, since you are a vegans-xual, you look almost good enough to eat!
the vegan equivalent of those who refuse to have s-xual relations with cannibals, n-z-s, and serial killers.
sorry mouth-breather i’m not interested in s-x with any corps-breath, be they human or animal remains. also your meathead bo smells like sewage. see i’m a vegans-xual, and also a non-serial-killer-s-xual. sorry bout that.
whiney, emaciated losers who collectively share the delusion that removing themselves from meat-eaters’ s-xual pool is a serious incentive to become a vegan. often marked by “cud-breath,” linugo carpeting their shoulders, and exposed ribs. usually prefer to study non-subjects for f-ck-ups, such as sociology, asian studies, or alternative medicine.
dude, with all these vegans-xuals out of the mix, there are a lot less douchebags for me to screw.
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