vegas chick
a woman of any age with fake t-ts, fake eyelashes, and fake colored eye contacts that is selfish, cold, narcissistic, and shallow. she loves to party, gamble, and take d-ck; as long as the person or persons attached to other end have enough money.
whew, this club is chocked full or vegas chicks.
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