Vegas Cock


noun: a p-n-s that is severely infected with any number of venereal diseases (mostly the worst ones out there like syphillis, clamidia, etc.). a p-n-s that has nasty fluids and puss filled b-mps on it and is really the worst thing that can happen to anyone. the reason its called “vegas c-ck” is because not everything that happens in vegas stays in vegas (i.e. it comes back with you in your pants).

coined by a.ivanov, witnessed by p. roberts on 8/8/2008
guy 1: dude i went on a trip to vegas and f-cked a couple a nasty street hookers and i came back with a case of vegas c-ck

guy 2: f-ckin sucks b-lls dude!

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