Vegas Lent


a term for the period of 40 days prior to a trip to las vegas, typically used to prepare by drinking, practicing your gambling strategy and creating excel spreadsheets of what you want to do and wear (especially which shoes to take). originated on the longest running travel podcast.
it’s 41 days until my trip to vegas that means vegas lent starts tomorrow

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