Vegas Mofo’s


group of obnoxious and crazy m-f-‘s from vegas that ride the dunes. can usually be spotted out at dumont, tearing up the razorbacks on either quads or mx bikes. usually spotted riding 2 stroke 500’s but sometimes can be spotted in a rail, or on your wife.
was getting ready to s-x it up with my girl and i asked her how she wanted it.

she screamed out…. “like a vegas m-f-!!”

i scratched my head and ask… “how is that?”

she yells…. “hard and fast, just like them “vegas m-f-‘s”

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