the area of a party, club, or gathering where those who’ve taken too much alcohol, or other illicit substances go to reflect on how much they regret the previous two hours of intake.
generally there is zero vibe in the vegetable aisle. across the room there may be good conversation, dancing, fun. the vegetable aisle is a pit of loneliness and shame.
a: the new year’s party looked great from the vegetable aisle
b: what, were you not really into it?
a: three joints in i decided i’d f-cked it and would rather sit and vegetate.
x: i k-holed so f-cking bad at brad’s party, couldn’t move.
y: ah, you went to the vegetable aisle.
- word wizard
someone who has such an extensive vocabulary that they now begin creating words on urban dictionary to expand the english language. most desire to have the brilliant wit of the word wizards on urban dictionary.
- matt j
a person who is extremley fat and plays loser games omg, you r such a matt j
a british edm band who has many songs like runaway and peanut b-tter jelly. galantis should be on the radio more often.
- life statement
a personal declaration to fulfill righteousness in all its form and shape—to go beyond mere making a new year’s resolution. peter’s life statement is to follow christ as his lord and savior—to be obedient to him, with the power of the holy spirit, by helping the helpless and saving the unsaved.
- hopeful toast
toast made in the microwave, typically by depressed college students “are you making hopeful toastagain?” “ya i hate myself”