vegetarian hotplate
when you place saran wrap over your partner’s face, and deficate on their face. the end result is that they get the sensation of hot scat on their face, without the mess!
frank “how’s the wife, bob?”
bob “happy.”
frank “why’s that?”
bob “gave her a good old-fashioned vegetarian hotplate!”
when a person puts saran wrap around another persons face and takes a sh-t the part that covers the mouth the they f-ck it through un til they get in the mouth.
last night big bubba gave adam the vegetarian hot plate, he will be spitting out sh-t for weeks.
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