vegetarian kryptonite
a meat containing dish that a vegetarian would consider eating. typically, the person greatly enjoyed the dish before becoming a vegetarian, misses it, and would consider temporarily breaking their own rules to eat it.
the word vegetarian can be subst-tuted with vegan to refer to vegans.
hey john, do you want some pepperoni pizza rolls?
oh, don’t even kid, that’s my vegetarian kryptonite.
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