veggie cracker


a white vegetarian or vegan. a white person who can’t get enough of those 50 dollar whole foods salads. a white person who’s willing to take a bite out of their front yard tree. you’ve had to call the cops because your neighbor, janice, was mowing the lawn with her mouth and you weren’t sure if she was just a veggie cracker or a cracker on crack.
“i don’t eat meat” “i looooveeee vegetables and i am totes against eating animals”
and to that you’d reply,

“alright karen. you’re such a veggie cracker”

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